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Lovely, lovely gin.
So. You’re heartbroken, you’re on antibiotics and death would be massively offended if you said you look like it. What do you do? You drink gin, of course. In a case of utterly impeccable timing, I was...
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Why the Games must end.
In just a few hours, the Commonwealth Games will be over. Seven years in the making, Glasgow 2014 has flown past in just eleven days. I haven’t slept much, I haven’t done much apart from work and watch...
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The taming of the ‘fro.
Anyone who’s read most of my blog posts, knows me In Real Life or has passed me on the street on a wet or humid day knows I’m folically challenged. My hair is neither curly, wavy nor straight – it’s...
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Wanted: cats. Lots of cats.
I give up. On love, dating, men, romance, blah blah blah. To recap: the two ones I thought might be the ones cheated on me. The first recently got engaged to the girl he cheated with. I mean, fair play...
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How not to Tinder.
So, you know Tinder? If you don’t, you’re probably lucky. It’s like the next generation of online dating, ish. It’s a bit addictive. You’re shown lots of boys (or girls); you ‘swipe’ yes or no to them....
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14 times 2014 was awrite, really.
I was pretty ready for 2014 to be over. I was planning to cheerfully slam the door on it, bid it a hearty “fuck you” and never speak of it again. But my new year’s resolution this year is to be more...
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Condiments.
Every January, I swear I’m going to lose weight. And everyone rolls their eyes, and nods theatrically, and does whatever else they do when they know someone’s talking absolute bullshit. This year...
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Tits.
So, it looks like Page Three has had its day. There’s been no official confirmation from the Sun, but it hasn’t published any topless pictures since Friday (four days ago. I’m not saying that in case...
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Slight return
So. It’s been a while. And actually, quite a lot has happened. There were times when I thought, ‘Ooh, I could write about that…’, but didn’t. Obviously, or it would be right underneath this post. I’ve...
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Brood.
I went to see Bridget Jones’ Baby last night. Loved it, if you’re after a review: it may not win over any new fans, but die-hard Bridget lovers won’t be disappointed. Before I went my boyfriend said to...
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